what i look for in a guy

andreii-tarkovsky:

  • Fighter of the Nightman.
  • Champion of the Sun.
  • Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone. 

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firemen:

firemen:

British people are just now becoming scene and it’s so funny

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x-89:

[switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]

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anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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