unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

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fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

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WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

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imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

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I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Wherever there are masks or if there’s tomfoolery in joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not because I’m out there in the night staying vigilant, watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can’t sleep. You sleep, I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I a bird? No, I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.

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In a way, I started out like this old lady, and now I feel like my age is catching up with me. And I’m excited by all these new things for me to do. I feel like I have so much more to accomplish as an actress. I’d love to try theater and that’s a whole other thing. But when I finish my degree, I will have a lot more time to pursue other passions, and I want to figure out what those will be. I love having something completely unrelated to the film industry. I want to find something that will let me use my brain in another way. I like connecting people who aren’t part of that world too. Emma Watson for Wonderland Magazine

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popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

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